Tag: jokes
member name: William M.
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October 31, 2007 10:28 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but I went in the other day and asked the clerk . . .
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October 28, 2007 04:18 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others will. I received these in my email.
A young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone . . .
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December 24, 2007 08:55 AM EST --
I thought these would bring some laughs when I found them in my email.
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How . . .
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October 19, 2007 04:05 PM EDT --
I received these in my email.
It took me a second to get this one.
It was time for the final and the student depending upon . . .
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October 19, 2007 10:10 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I found them in my email.
A teacher was giving her class a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, . . .
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October 24, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
I hope these will be enjoyed. I received them in my email.
RULES TO ENTER KANSAS Applies to each person as they enter Kansas.
Learn & remember: East . . .
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October 24, 2007 10:37 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth sharing when I read them in my email.
I think this is a classic.
A rich old man decided to give his three sons their . . .
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October 26, 2007 10:03 AM EDT --
I received these in my email.
This is a cute oldie.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: . . .
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November 01, 2007 04:27 PM EDT --
This is one of those days when most of these jokes I have heard before, but think they are worth publishing. I received them in my email.
Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients . . .
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November 03, 2007 07:58 AM EDT --
I received these in my email.
A cute oldie.
A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. "Are you hiring any help?" . . .
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November 04, 2007 08:12 AM EST --
I thought these were great. I received them in my email.
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial . . .
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September 27, 2006 08:06 PM EDT --
A couple of oldies you might enjoy.
What is 70? Answer at bottom
What is 68? Answer at bottom
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't . . .
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October 15, 2006 02:36 AM EDT --
I received this in an email.-
COMPANY POLICY TO ALL EMPLOYEES:
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under . . .
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October 21, 2006 08:59 PM EDT --
my wifes nephew just email me this one. It got a laugh out of me.
The bug
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable infidelity when suddenly . . .
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November 14, 2006 03:36 AM EST --
These were on my computer. They probably all came in emails.
Blondes
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man . . .
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November 29, 2006 11:46 PM EST --
You Think English is Easy?
I found this posted on another website. Author unknown.
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The . . .
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January 10, 2007 11:43 PM EST --
When I looked at this email I got a laugh out of it.
Now that I have your attention!!!
Last night, my friends and I went to a Strip Club.
One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled . . .
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October 24, 2006 05:58 PM EDT --
This came in an email. I think it is about me. I can't remember.
This is a common condition (also known as "Brain Farts").....
I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.!
Age . . .
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January 01, 2007 07:48 PM EST --
When I saw this one in a email I thought it was cute.
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances . . .
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January 01, 2007 10:11 PM EST --
I’m going to run out of my backlog of emails soon. I thought these were funny.
What a Way to Go!
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A Huge . . .
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