Tag: joke
member name: William M.
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September 17, 2006 08:24 PM EDT --
I saw this on another web site and thought it was cute.
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full o f money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted . . .
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September 21, 2006 08:01 PM EDT --
This one is on my computer. I don't know where it came from but I got a laugh out of it. I hope you do too.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told . . .
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September 22, 2006 09:39 AM EDT --
I ran across this one and thought interesting enough to pass along
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 . . .
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October 28, 2007 04:18 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others will. I received these in my email.
A young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone . . .
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December 24, 2007 08:55 AM EST --
I thought these would bring some laughs when I found them in my email.
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How . . .
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August 28, 2006 06:29 PM EDT --
To help you decide where to retire:
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where...
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You can open and drive your car without touching the . . .
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September 27, 2006 08:06 PM EDT --
A couple of oldies you might enjoy.
What is 70? Answer at bottom
What is 68? Answer at bottom
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't . . .
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October 15, 2006 02:36 AM EDT --
I received this in an email.-
COMPANY POLICY TO ALL EMPLOYEES:
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under . . .
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October 21, 2006 08:59 PM EDT --
my wifes nephew just email me this one. It got a laugh out of me.
The bug
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable infidelity when suddenly . . .
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November 14, 2006 03:36 AM EST --
These were on my computer. They probably all came in emails.
Blondes
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man . . .
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November 29, 2006 11:46 PM EST --
You Think English is Easy?
I found this posted on another website. Author unknown.
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The . . .
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January 14, 2007 06:35 PM EST --
This caused me to laugh when I saw it. Maybe others will enjoy it to. It came in an email.
As Super Bowl XLI comes around the bend, now is a good time to reflect on Super Bowl XXXVIII—not . . .
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October 24, 2006 05:58 PM EDT --
This came in an email. I think it is about me. I can't remember.
This is a common condition (also known as "Brain Farts").....
I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.!
Age . . .
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January 01, 2007 07:48 PM EST --
When I saw this one in a email I thought it was cute.
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances . . .
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January 01, 2007 10:11 PM EST --
I’m going to run out of my backlog of emails soon. I thought these were funny.
What a Way to Go!
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A Huge . . .
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January 05, 2007 11:19 PM EST --
I have seen this one before and thought it funny. When I got it again in an email I thought it worth sharing.
The Pastor Entered His Donkey In A Race And It Won. The Pastor Was So Pleased With The Donkey . . .
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January 09, 2007 09:17 PM EST --
Does this hold true. It made me wonder when I got it in an email.
When you are dating... ...Farting is never an issue.
When you are married... ...You make sure there's nothing . . .
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August 29, 2006 09:27 AM EDT --
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this. You got to love the . . .
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May 08, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
These were both new to me and hopefully will be to others. They came in my email.
Old Prices
For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city . . .
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May 09, 2007 06:12 AM EDT --
This one is cute. I would hate to have this written about me. It came in my email.
The Boss asked for a letter describing Bob Smith:
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard . . .
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