Tag: humorous
member name: William M.
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January 06, 2007 10:39 AM EST --
I thought these were cute when they came in an email.
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi
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2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale . . .
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January 06, 2007 11:28 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I found them posted on a website.
March Planned For Next August
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
Patient At Death's . . .
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January 06, 2007 05:48 PM EST --
I saw something similar to this a year ago for 2006. This was posted on a website with no author given.
1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail. . . .
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October 31, 2007 10:28 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but I went in the other day and asked the clerk . . .
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January 10, 2007 11:43 PM EST --
When I looked at this email I got a laugh out of it.
Now that I have your attention!!!
Last night, my friends and I went to a Strip Club.
One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled . . .
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January 14, 2007 06:35 PM EST --
This caused me to laugh when I saw it. Maybe others will enjoy it to. It came in an email.
As Super Bowl XLI comes around the bend, now is a good time to reflect on Super Bowl XXXVIII—not . . .
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October 28, 2007 04:18 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others will. I received these in my email.
A young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone . . .
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December 24, 2007 08:55 AM EST --
I thought these would bring some laughs when I found them in my email.
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How . . .
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January 01, 2007 07:48 PM EST --
When I saw this one in a email I thought it was cute.
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances . . .
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January 01, 2007 10:11 PM EST --
I’m going to run out of my backlog of emails soon. I thought these were funny.
What a Way to Go!
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A Huge . . .
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January 05, 2007 11:19 PM EST --
I have seen this one before and thought it funny. When I got it again in an email I thought it worth sharing.
The Pastor Entered His Donkey In A Race And It Won. The Pastor Was So Pleased With The Donkey . . .
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January 09, 2007 09:17 PM EST --
Does this hold true. It made me wonder when I got it in an email.
When you are dating... ...Farting is never an issue.
When you are married... ...You make sure there's nothing . . .
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January 15, 2007 12:25 PM EST --
I thought that this was cute. I found it posted on a website that encourages distribution and does not usually list authors.
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso
(a dog that folds up for easy transport . . .
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October 19, 2007 04:05 PM EDT --
I received these in my email.
It took me a second to get this one.
It was time for the final and the student depending upon . . .
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October 19, 2007 10:10 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I found them in my email.
A teacher was giving her class a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, . . .
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October 24, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
I hope these will be enjoyed. I received them in my email.
RULES TO ENTER KANSAS Applies to each person as they enter Kansas.
Learn & remember: East . . .
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October 24, 2007 10:37 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth sharing when I read them in my email.
I think this is a classic.
A rich old man decided to give his three sons their . . .
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October 26, 2007 10:03 AM EDT --
I received these in my email.
This is a cute oldie.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: . . .
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November 01, 2007 04:27 PM EDT --
This is one of those days when most of these jokes I have heard before, but think they are worth publishing. I received them in my email.
Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients . . .
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November 03, 2007 07:58 AM EDT --
I received these in my email.
A cute oldie.
A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. "Are you hiring any help?" . . .
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