Tag: humor
member name: William M.
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October 31, 2007 10:28 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but I went in the other day and asked the clerk . . .
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October 28, 2007 04:18 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these and hope others will. I received these in my email.
A young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone . . .
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December 24, 2007 08:55 AM EST --
I thought these would bring some laughs when I found them in my email.
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How . . .
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September 17, 2006 08:24 PM EDT --
I saw this on another web site and thought it was cute.
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full o f money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted . . .
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September 21, 2006 08:01 PM EDT --
This one is on my computer. I don't know where it came from but I got a laugh out of it. I hope you do too.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told . . .
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September 22, 2006 09:39 AM EDT --
I ran across this one and thought interesting enough to pass along
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 . . .
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January 06, 2007 10:39 AM EST --
I thought these were cute when they came in an email.
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi
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2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale . . .
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January 06, 2007 11:28 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I found them posted on a website.
March Planned For Next August
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
Patient At Death's . . .
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January 06, 2007 05:48 PM EST --
I saw something similar to this a year ago for 2006. This was posted on a website with no author given.
1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail. . . .
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October 19, 2007 04:05 PM EDT --
I received these in my email.
It took me a second to get this one.
It was time for the final and the student depending upon . . .
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October 19, 2007 10:10 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I found them in my email.
A teacher was giving her class a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, . . .
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October 24, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
I hope these will be enjoyed. I received them in my email.
RULES TO ENTER KANSAS Applies to each person as they enter Kansas.
Learn & remember: East . . .
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October 24, 2007 10:37 PM EDT --
I thought these were worth sharing when I read them in my email.
I think this is a classic.
A rich old man decided to give his three sons their . . .
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October 26, 2007 10:03 AM EDT --
I received these in my email.
This is a cute oldie.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: . . .
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November 01, 2007 04:27 PM EDT --
This is one of those days when most of these jokes I have heard before, but think they are worth publishing. I received them in my email.
Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients . . .
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November 03, 2007 07:58 AM EDT --
I received these in my email.
A cute oldie.
A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. "Are you hiring any help?" . . .
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November 04, 2007 08:12 AM EST --
I thought these were great. I received them in my email.
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial . . .
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August 28, 2006 06:29 PM EDT --
To help you decide where to retire:
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where...
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You can open and drive your car without touching the . . .
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September 27, 2006 08:06 PM EDT --
A couple of oldies you might enjoy.
What is 70? Answer at bottom
What is 68? Answer at bottom
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't . . .
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October 15, 2006 02:36 AM EDT --
I received this in an email.-
COMPANY POLICY TO ALL EMPLOYEES:
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under . . .
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